Bob Stane, who everyone knows from all the great music he produces at the Coffee Gallery Backstage and the comedy he set loose at the Ice House for years, is making more than anyone else could out of his “fork in the road” on S. Pasadena Ave. I’m heading there today for a photo myself to catch all the action. Just read on and be amazed. Then give him a hand with food and decor!
Bob Stane Says: Today, we have two sermons in one. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Both have the subtle thread of volunteerism running through them. Oh, Bob, you have started your novel. No Chuckie and Chuckette,
I have not. Wait for it. Here is the fun part. As you know, we scored big with THE FORK. It ran on TV all over the country and was featured in The Chicago Tribune, with color photo. (Internet Version). Also The Los Angeles Times featured us with a half page as
did The San Gabriel Tribune. It went on and on and is still a “happening” event. The door is only slightly ajar. The demons are peeking around the corner.
The conquest of the media world is only a greedy grasp away. I can almost taste the heady essence of complete power.
Of course with absolute power comes absolute corruption. Well, I can’t be perfect. Stay with me on this one.
We are starting The Fork In The Road Gang with everything that goes along with belonging to, and flaunting, a snooty and exclusive organization. A fraternity that is much too good for such as I. But that will be worked out.
You, however, are invited to join. Can you feel that warm tingle go up and down your spine? Delicious.
Read the copy about the food drive. There is a lot more opportunity for future glory in this than you might think. Then go down to the next item of forkiness and absorb the hint of evil that goes with ongoing holidays and Pasadena events. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
THE FOOD DRIVE: (Good deeds, etc. The Holidays are here)
“Put The Fork In Hunger” food drive to benefit Union Station Homeless Services. Largest Food Drive Ever!
This Saturday and Sunday from 8 to 4 P.M. Bob Stane, Ken Marshall (The Coffee Gallery Backstage) and Philip Coombes(AgentPhil.com) will be launching Pasadena’s largest food drive ever! benefiting Union Station Homeless services. Union Station Homeless Services will be feeding more than 5,000 people in the park on Thanksgiving Day and any non-perishables you can drop off at the fork this weekend will be greatly appreciated and much needed.
The food drive will be taking place at The infamous “Fork” located at the “fork in the road” where St. John and Pasadena Ave. meet. (or divide depending if your cup is half full or half empty) This is just South of Huntington Hospital and Bellfontaine. (From now on, this piece of dirt is dubbed, “Fork Plaza”). Please look for the volunteers wearing bright Orange shirts. Simply go slow, roll down your window and give your non-perishable food items to the volunteers with outreach bags.
We are also looking for volunteers (anyone? anyone?) to help on both days of the event, Hint: students looking for service hours. For further information or to volunteer, please contact Philip Coombes at Phil@AgentPhil.com or call 626 644-3227. (do not call Bob Stane, phone or e mail Phil.). Adults welcomed and needed. Call now.
Easiest route is from Arroyo (Pasadena Freeway). Go west on Glen Arm. Go north on Pasadena Ave. Admire fork. Volunteer or drop off food. Go around the corner, park, and gaze. Think about the audacity and the work and imagination that went into this stunt. Now your appetite is whetted. You are doomed. However, if Glenda, The Good Witch shows up you may get away with it.
Mapquest. Type in 866 N. Pasadena Ave. Pasadena, CA. The Fork lives to the left of this address.
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What’s next, Bob. Exploit me, take full advantage. “See World Conquest.”
The Fork In The Road, at Fork Plaza, has only started to infect the community. So much potential mischief, so little time.
Get this insight. “The Fork and Fork Plaza” are new players on the Pasadena scene. New and shiny. Just right for seasonal exploitation.
The television cameras are waiting for the close up, CB.
We need a Santa hat for the top of the fork. There will be lights (we hope). Other wonderful decorations and “inspired” things might happen or appear. The top of the fork is 24 inches wide. Just right for some sewing genius who can make a hat or ? A craft project or do you have a huge Santa hat in your garage? Ideas welcomed. Ken will install, do not
climb any ladders.
All right, Bob, what do you really want to do? Spill your guts. O. K., you got it out of me. What I really want is to get The Fork featured in The New Year’s Day parade television coverage and as a feature, on TV, during the football game, January 1, both. That will require ideas. And a crown on the top if the fork. See “crafts.” Want to see your work on TV? Sure you do.
Now, Bob, how are you going to get it on TV on New Year’s Day? Answer: Remember, The Fork is a new player and the TV commentators have about worn out anything else that might be spectacular in Pasadena. That leaves The Fork and my festering imagination to supply (safe and sane) visuals. The Rose Court? Maybe. The Cheer leaders of both football teams? Dancers? Perhaps.
Actually, there is much more but I cannot tell you as I need to reserve much of the ideas to seduce the TV channels. I have great visuals in store. Can’t give it away. So cool. You will be proud of me.
Hint: I may need someone to craft a large pie. Envision a round wash tub (tin/zinc) cut down (shortened) to pie size. Then a pie crust (made of?). Oh, yes, a pie. That warm tingle is, again, going up the spine. You will think of better things than I.
Now you can contact Bob Stane. Think outside the pie: bstane@earthlink.net
This is going to be good. (or as Terry Southern wrote of Guy Grand’s escapades in his book “The Magic Christian,” “it cost him a pretty penny to get out of that one.”).
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